SCOTS LANGUAGE BOOK FOR CHILDREN
King o the Midden

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This hilarious collection of weird, revolting and downright daft poems captures life in Scotland as it is today – that is, if you’ve go a warped sense of humour and a parrot in your breid bin.

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This hilarious collection of weird, revolting and downright daft poems captures life in Scotland as it is today – that is, if you’ve got a warped sense of humour and a parrot in your breid bin.   So come and meet Sergeant Snoddy (fae Kirkcaldy), baldy-heidit Captain Numpty, exploding fairies, Shetland cuddies on wheels, a feartie werewolf and a hungry hairy mammoth.

EXCERPT
A fat wifie’s knickers in Crail
Blew clean aff the rope in a gale.
Her husband said, “Hen,
Ye’ll no see them again” –
But she did – on a yacht, as a sail.

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